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Joke of the Day

"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"

"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"

"Pussy is like visa It's accepted almost everywhere"

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"

"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"

"A Muslim, A Mormon and a Rastafarian walk into a bar... No one does anything"

"I can't wait until my breasts make milk. Sometimes I get thirsty. And the fridge is all the way over there."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry them"

"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"

"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"