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Joke of the Day

"Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails."

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"Porn websites should end in .cum"
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"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
"How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."
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"If it ain't broke, my children haven't touched it yet."
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