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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what's healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich tastes way better than a boiled one."
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"[first day working at the pizzeria] Me [cheeks full like a hamster]: boss, we've run out of everything"
"What do you call herpes on a scarecrow? A corn on the cob"
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies"
"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"
"Don't steal. That's the government's job."
"Care less and you'll stress less."
"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."
"Hipster: Check out my mini.. Me: *snatches and eats Hipster:.. Bonsai tree Me: *swallows* It's alright for a veggie Hipster: Me: anymore?"
"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."