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Joke of the Day
"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."
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"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."
"What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? Good point"
"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap? I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts."
"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it."
"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on the voice."
"What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest? uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU"
"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"
"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."