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Joke of the Day
"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."
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"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."
"What do ya call an overweight Scottish pigeon .... A fat coo... Im here all week."
"I just got unfollowed by a woman that just started following me yesterday, so I guess I just had my first one night stand on twitter."
"The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*"
"Wife:What is 10 years with me? Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second"
"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."
"I'd like to tell you a joke about paper... but it's tearable."
"What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music."