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Joke of the Day

"As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell ""JOHN CENA!!"""

"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."

"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"

"What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam"

"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."

"What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals."

"I didn't know how badly we're losing the war on stupidity til I joined Facebook."

"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."

"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."

"I should have made a website called www.reallydontfit.com and posted all the pics of fat chicks wearing skinny clothes this weekend. @MaleHonesty86"