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Joke of the Day

"As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell ""JOHN CENA!!"""

"A dog had three puppies: Mopsy, Topsy, and Spot. What was the mother's name. 'What'"

"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"

"If someone says ""With all due respect,"" what follows is the verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you."

"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."

"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."

"My Wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter. I dont know what she was more angry about, me having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep the foetus"

"I know a chess grandmaster, but I've only ever played checkers with him Because I know he'll only lose to a check mate"

"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married."