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Joke of the Day

"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"

"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."

"Remember when we thought ""Any kid can grow up to be President"" was a good thing?"

"A Muslim, a Communist and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Welcome, President Obama!"""

"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."

"When i dont understand a joke I read on /r/Jokes I don't get it"

"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."

"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""

"Wanna buy a coffin?! So a guy comes up to me the other day and asked if I wanted to buy a coffin and I said ""That's the last thing I'll ever need."""

"Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer Bruce Jenner"