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Joke of the Day
"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"
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"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said,""Son that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you."""
"2016 That's it."
"If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!"
"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."
"Hi everyone, are you all alright? No, you are all al-left."
"Communist lesbians are the strongest kind They use fists of steel"
"The difference between an epileptic oyster sucker and a hooker with diarrhea? one shucks between fits."