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Joke of the Day
"What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding."
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"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."
"Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny"
"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."
"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."
"Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall off."
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was a dog there. It was a shitzu"
"I like women how I like my eggs... Whites only"
"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt."
"75% of men dont get enough fibre in their diet.. ....tough shit"