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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."

"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"

"How can you tell if a pilot is in the room?"

"Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was"

"Ranger Station BOSS: I have reports that you treat the wildlife inappropriately ME: No way *porcupine waddles by w/ kebabs on each quill*"

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma"

"Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"

"Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut? They didn't like the barbershop Cortez."