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Joke of the Day
"I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me"
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"I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position."
"Tumblr is like junk food They're both filled with trans fat."
"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"
"Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order...with pictures."
"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"
"What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21"
"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"
"In other news... An airplane crashed into a cemetery this morning. 400 bodies have already been found and the search continues."