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Joke of the Day

"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"

"I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, ""Yes!"" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in."

"How do you say ""No, I'm full"" in Grandmother?"

"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."

"I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself."

"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"

"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"

"Accidentally wore a red shirt and khaki pants to Target today... Long story short, I think I got promoted to Assistant Manager."

"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."