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Joke of the Day

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack And buried him in it."

"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"

"Man who washes with dog toy becomes squeaky clean"

"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."

"People always say I make things sound sexual but I try not to pry them open and force my thick throbbing opinion down inside them."

"Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!"

"Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP"

"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men."

"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"