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Joke of the Day

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."

"I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out."

"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."

"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."

"If you were 8 yrs old when ""red red wine"" was released UB40 now"

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."

"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."

"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"