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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."

"Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited. I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity."

"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."

"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina? ""A fedina? What's a fedina?"" ""*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"" Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season."

"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"

"Left handed people can't do anything right. That... that's it. That's the joke. You don't get it? Then you're probably left handed."

"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's meteor"

"If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... ...can a hooker get laid off?"