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Joke of the Day
"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"
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"What do you call a prostitute that has been kidnapped? A whorestage"
"Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you."
"*approaches man sitting at the bar Me: would you like to dance Him: yeah! Me: that's great because I need to sit down"
"I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times..."
"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"
"What do terrorists eat? Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"
"[me giving tour of city landmarks] and on your left you'll see a corgi in a bandanahe's not part of the tour but let's go get a closer look"
"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"
"I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased her down and beat her to death."