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Joke of the Day
"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
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"If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?"
"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."
"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"
"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No only little babies."""
"What vegetable is the favourite of British people? Queuecumbers."
"Dear diary, My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him. Apparently Meth wasn't what he expected. Dating is bull shit"
"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."
"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."
"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""