63962
Joke of the Day
"Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement"
Next Joke
"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."
"Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms."
"I had professional respect for you but then you said ""recognizance"" when you meant 'reconnaissance.'"
"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."
"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."
"Did you hear about the pecan orgy? It was fucking nuts."
"i throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, ill take a zerroo."
"I accidentally swallowed a contact lens today... I've never seen my colon with such clarity before."
"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."