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Joke of the Day

"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."

"My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying... I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity"

"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."

"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"

"Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries"

"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."

"Haven't seen David Blaine in a long time. I'd say it's his best trick ever."

"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."

"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"