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Joke of the Day

"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."

"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"

"Straight girls are like spaghetti... Only straight until they get wet."

"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A PIIIG! (was told to me by a 11 yr old in my class =])"

"How do you kill Donald Trump? You dont, that would be a poor life decision you would most likely be imprisoned. But you get to practice your TRUMPet."

"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"

"Jesus: I HAVE RETURNED [wife & I arguing about who used the last paper towel or some other shit] Jesus: OK I'MMA COME BACK LATER"

"Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can."

"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"