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Joke of the Day
"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."
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"Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor."
"How embarrassing! I tripped and fell out of my clothes."
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."
"What killed the Imgur front page? The Grim Reappost"
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
"What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? Afroturf"
"Practicing parenthood on an egg only teaches kids that if you cook your baby it's delicious."