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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pecan orgy? It was fucking nuts."
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"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
"Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop ""I'll take the sandals please"""
"deeply analyzing what you meant when you texted ""k"""
"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."
"Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den."
"After years of research, scientists have discovered what the woman wants! Meanwhile she changed her mind."
"How you doin' Jerusalem! ""WINE"" Here's a new tric- ""MAKE WINE"" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*"
"[TIL] Subway uses artificial chemicals to keep their bread fluffy! Ooops, wrong sub!"
"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"