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Joke of the Day
"i throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, ill take a zerroo."
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"[HR office] Do you know why we called you in today? To give me a pay rise? No. Because I googled 'How to burn down office' 600 times? Yes."
"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"
"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"
"My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a hor *horse walks by snorting aggressively* ticulturalist *horticulturalist pops up trimming hedge aggressively*"
"Is your wife single?"
"DR: So, you're 36 years old, 4 foot tall & sound like a woman. How can I help you today, Mr Simpson? BART: I don't know where my hair starts"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me."