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Joke of the Day

"[love making] Her: [leans in] ""do that thing you know I like."" [i cease to exist] Her: ""yeah baby."""

"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"

"Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other ""I'm cold!"" The other says ""go sit in the corner."" ""Why?"" replies the first. ""Because its 90 degrees!"""

"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."

"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"

"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"

"my love is blind :("

"Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."