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Joke of the Day
"my love is blind :("
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"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"
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