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Joke of the Day

"Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now."

"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."

"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."

"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."

"My job is top secret Even i dont know what im doing"

"I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride. So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off."

"Where do you drown hipsters? In the mainstream"

"What is the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"Why People Get Married"

"who is better boy or girl Girl: ""Girls are better than boys."" Boy: ""Then why did God make boys first?"" Girl: ""Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."""