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Joke of the Day
"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."
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"I used to be a banker... But I lost interest in the job"
"Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'"
"My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv."
"Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."
"Proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today I proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today and she cried tears of soy."
"When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer? *edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui... not my main language T_T"
"What's the difference between a normal baby and a matter baby?"
"Do you know what they call leprechaun pee? Urine luck!"
"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"