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Joke of the Day

"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."

"Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research."

"If Clinton is elected president... It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other..."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk."

"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""

"Why'd the man buy a 30 pack of condoms instead of the 10 pack... So he'd get the best bang for his buck."

"There was a convention for lazy-eyed bachelors and bachelorettes. There was a massive turn out: Most of them ended with a perfect mate.... You could say that their eyes crossed in a crowded room."

"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""