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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!"

"Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting? It was a total flop, nobody came."

"""If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer."" - Ice T"

"Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping: 1. Santa. 2. God. 3. NSA."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ..because it was dead"

"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"

"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."

"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."

"Dear coffee, I want you inside of me"