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Joke of the Day
"Where do you drown hipsters? In the mainstream"
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"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it."
"Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you."
"Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest."
"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying ""Betcha can't eat just one!"" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."
"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"
"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"
"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."
"What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible? Impairagus Repairagus"