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Joke of the Day
"What do you call alcohol in a birdbath? Tequila Mockingbird!"
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"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."
"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."
"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."
"Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why? D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose"
"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth"
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs."
"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."
"""Hey, let's make the inside of this building & every square inch of everyone & everything smell like THIS."" -inventor of incense"