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Joke of the Day

"Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth"

"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."

"I tried putting my cat on a diet once, but she's still fat... I guess it just didn't work out"

"[museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online"

"I use to be terrified of speed bumps... But I slowly got over it."

"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."

"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? ""Beat it - we're closed."""

"Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay."

"How do you fix a broken gorilla? With a monkey wrench."