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Joke of the Day

"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."

"9-1-1 what's ur emergency ""well i guess it's that one of my friends changed all of my contacts' phone numbers to 9-1-1."""

"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."

"So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience."

"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."

"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ...... Then I thought look who's telling me that.. "

"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."

"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""

"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"