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Joke of the Day

"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."

"What's 20 foot long, screams like a banshee and has no pubes? The front row of a One Direction concert."

"What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common? Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess"

"People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up"

"What is Batman's least favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bane!"

"CanOfWorms.exe"

"What's green and sits on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."

"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."