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Joke of the Day

"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."

"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."

"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"

"Be alert! ... the world needs more lerts."

"Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? He was rushin'"

"Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED-UP!*** Oh my-oh-my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip"

"My wife just dropped her keys & said ""What's WRONG with me?"" & I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question."

"Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing."

"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""

"From where did the sperm whale get it's name? Ask your grandparents."