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Joke of the Day
"Where did the terrorist go after the explosion? Everywhere.."
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"Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it."
"Hyperboles are the most overused thing in the universe."
"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."
"What do you call a girl with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker^™"
"What kind of jean's do Mario prefer? Denim Denim Denim."
"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
"""The Emperor is naked!"" cried a child Silence was the answer. There were only him and Emperor in the bedroom."
"Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you're a billionaire."