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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"

"A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who..."

"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."

"The Most Dangerous Place on the Planet! Those BASTARDS!!! It's a [death trap](http://www.savagemill.com/wp-content/uploads/StoreFront_HandsOfTime.jpg)..."

"What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy"

"(Date) ""What's wrong?"" Oh nothing I'm just a nervous hummer ""Aw how cute!!"" *perfectly hums the entire Jurassic Park theme at full volume*"

"If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously."

"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."

"Boss: Did you bring the reports? Me: Hold on. *reaches into pockets and pulls out two middle fingers* Boss: I resign. You're the boss now."

"What do the police hate most? Blackmale"