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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
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"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."
"I highly recommend anything. - Stoners."
"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"
"I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger."
"What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue"
"elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]"
"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."
"Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim."
"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."