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Joke of the Day
"Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you're a billionaire."
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"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"
"What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say? ""I don't really carrot all for vegetables."""
"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."
"Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink."
"Hit my neighbor's cat last night Quick little bastard, I had to cross two lanes to get him"
"The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it's because of inflation"
"Google Page 2 The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2."
"I quit Reddit."