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Joke of the Day
"Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you're a billionaire."
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"""I wish some random guy from India would DM me!"" -no girl, ever"
"how to you circumcise a red neck uppercut his sister"
"Hey, incessant seatbelt indicator beeping, I'll outlast you; just like your friend the gas light. You're not the boss of me."
"""Grandpa, why did everyone make a big deal out of selfies when they're just pictures, oh and thanks a lot for doing nothing about climate."""
"Did you hear about Evel Knievel's cousin Klu Klux Knievel? Tried to jump 47 niggers with a steamroller."
"Our cats aren't enjoying the 90-degree heat. But I refuse to apologize for climate change until they apologize for pissing on the carpet."
"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."
"What do we want? An Iphone for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!"
"I don't want to spoil my autobiography for you. But at the end, you find out that you've just wasted 4.99."