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Joke of the Day

"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."

"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."

"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."

"Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands."

"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"

"What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours? Tire-less"

"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."

"why do comedians always ask such strange questions? because they're telling jokes"

"What did Adele say when she crossed the road? *sing* Hello from the other side!"

"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."