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Joke of the Day

"What did Adele say when she crossed the road? *sing* Hello from the other side!"

"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"

"Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag."

"Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children."

"Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms. .. Detectives released a statement saying that ""They have nothing to go on""."

"What do you call a dating app for neckbeards? Tipper."

"Did you hear about the shipment of Viagra that was stolen? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals."

"I put my Grandma on speed dial... I call that instagram!"

"I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team"

"Me: They were out of tampons, so I got you a box of bandaids instead. Her:"