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Joke of the Day
"What did Adele say when she crossed the road? *sing* Hello from the other side!"
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"If I'm guilty of anything it's that I care too much, that and murder"
"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."
"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""
"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"[In line at Starbucks] [Woman behind me talking] I work in an office with 50% men so- [Excitedly turn around] OMG YOU WORK WITH CENTAURS"
"When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident."
"What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive"
"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."