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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."

"Why dont witches wear panties? So they can grip the broom."

"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"

"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."

"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall."

"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."

"Driving today I kept seeing protest signs. They all said ""End Road Work."""

"I know I did a good job dressing my 3 year old when my wife doesn't have to tell everyone she sees that I dressed her."

"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."