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Joke of the Day

"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."

"I'm amazed by the number of people who text while driving. How do they manage to maintain control of their car without spilling their beer?"

"Air and sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"

"Q: What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."

"Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer? He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test."

"okay, i admit it. you're wrong."

"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."