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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours? Tire-less"

"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"

"[NSFW] What do people in Arkansas say after having sex? Get off me pa you're crushing my smokes"

"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"

"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"

"You know what's so great about a Yankee? It's like a quickie, but you do it yourself."

"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"

"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"Someone hash-tagged ""share the love,"" and I read it as ""shave the love."" I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that."