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Joke of the Day

"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."

"In a car it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt. But I guess if you're on a bus they figure death will be a sweet relief."

"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"

"What is Italian-American foreplay? ""Hey! Wake up and roll over!"""

"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey? You don't deserve a banana."

"When I quit my job I'm going to barge into my boss's office, slam my gun and badge on his desk, and storm out of this Arby's forever."

"President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court ""I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!"" said an excited Obama."

"Lets try it once A husband asks his wife to try anal...she says, Ohhhh that reminds me with the school days."

"Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights."