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Joke of the Day
"What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey? You don't deserve a banana."
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"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"
"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."
"How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump."
"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"
"When is the best time to play racquet sports? Ten-ish."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"
"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."
"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."