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Joke of the Day

"When I quit my job I'm going to barge into my boss's office, slam my gun and badge on his desk, and storm out of this Arby's forever."

"I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got for Christmas I was hoping for a fast maid"

"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."

"I just play poker so I can say I'm going all in without smirking."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock."

"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."

"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"

"There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot"

"Richmxnd's life."

"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."