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Joke of the Day
"How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted."
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"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."
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"Are you in the top half of your class ? No I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !"
"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? 'cause she's a woman!"
"What does being in the mafia and eating pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."