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Joke of the Day
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? 'cause she's a woman!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."
"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."
"*Aims for the moon* *hits curb*"
"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"
"BLONDE ON BLONDE Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"
"My signature sex move is flirting like a pornstar then getting awkward as fcuk once it looks like something could actually happen."
"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Why don't you .... A husband asks his wife after sex ""Honey why don't you ever tell me when you are having an orgasm?"" She replies ""Well I would Dear but you are never home."""