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Joke of the Day

"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."

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"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"If they made a movie of my life it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on."
"I love watching hardpore corn It's like watching the birth of an amazing thing we all love- Popcorn! [No Relation](http://www.hardporecorn.com/)"
"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"
"Cholo What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes!"" My brother heard this on Tosh."
"Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup."