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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
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"What is it called when you kill a friend? Homiecide.... I'll^see^myself^out..."
"My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out... so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer."
"Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down."
"Well - It's not the first time Donald has left a Bush disappointed..."
"What is the difference between michael jackson,and neil armstrong... neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the MOON,and michael jackson likes to fuck little boys in the ass."
"TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub."
"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."
"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."