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Joke of the Day
"Well - It's not the first time Donald has left a Bush disappointed..."
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"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"
"If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time."
"A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises. The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says ""Like a glove."""
"Master yoda are we on the right path... ...off course,we are"
"An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive."
"Management tip: 1) Slam phone down, 2) Grab briefcase, 3) Stomp out while mumbling about ""always having to fix things,"" 4) Sleep in car."
"Have you read the book about anti-gravity? Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down."
"My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph. She just has chlamydia."
"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."