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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you kill a friend? Homiecide.... I'll^see^myself^out..."
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"If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it"
"A blonde gets an acceptance letter to Harvard ."
"What do you call a Mexican on a bike? a dirt bike"
"What kinda pet would John Wayne get?... He'd get a long little doggie."
"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"
"Me: It's not illegal to be rude to cops. Them: Well, if you poke a bear, what do you expect? Me: That's why we don't make bears cops."
"What did they say when Jett passed out drunk at a party? Jett crashed."
"Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called ""She Sue Sushi."" (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)"
"Waitress: ""Hi, my nam-"" Me: ""Vodka martini, please."""